Friday, December 7, 2007

Move Over, Einstein

Although I'd like to think that you don't have to be a genius to enjoy my blog, maybe you do. According to an infallible and highly sophisticated instrument that scans your blog so that a cash advance link can get posted to your site when you are flattered by the results and copy the html code to your site, I learned something very interesting.

My blog has a GENIUS reading level.

Wow! I think it would be safe to conclude that my blog readers are geniuses. Did you know you were that smart? Cool. (Forget being a blogger of the people. I'm keepin' it totally high-brow around here now. Totally.)




21 comments:

Elizabeth-W said...

Life is so unfair. I have had my blog scanned more than once and I always land in elementary land. Not that you're not clever, witty, and a delight. You're all those things...but gee. I do know how to spell, too!
Do I sound 'sour grapes'ish? :)

AzĂșcar said...

I think that scan is ludicrous. I got 'high school,' even after my Marxist quiz. My feelings are hurt.

AzĂșcar said...

And by feelings I mean PRIDE.

Andrew said...

I'm feeling pretty good right now since not only are you a genius, you're hot, and somehow you said yes.

Love, me.

Jennifer B. said...

Elizabeth, that test it so misleading. I mean, Psychiatric, Saturday--hello?! Pure genius. Your talent is in your ability to articulate wisdom for the masses. You blog so well, that young children can read and understand. What I didn't say in my post was that apparently my blog is so difficult to read, you'd have to be a genius to make sense of it.

Oh, well, I'm still going to consider it as a compliment.

Azucar, ditto what I said to EW. Anyone who can throw a word like "anathema" into a blog post as easily as flawlessly as you is way beyond high school. Way.

Andrew, excuse me while my heart melts.(And by the way, I didn't have to be a genius to say yes. Saying no would have made me a fool.)

so grateful to be Mormon! said...

good morning oh wise one jen :)

nice to see ya girlie. hope you and your crew have been doing oh so well :)

blessings,
kathleen

Eve said...

Seriously, did you get your Office Prize? Don't leave me hangin'! I'm worrying that someone stole it off your porch or something!
Let me know or I'll send Geri over to ask.

Jennifer B. said...

I got it! I got it! Thank you SO much. It was hilarious. You were really too good to send it.

Thanks again, I'm sorry I dropped off the face of blogdom before letting you know I received it.

compulsive writer said...

It's elementary (at my blog), dear Watson. And none too proud about it.

But your genuis assessment couldn't happen to a nicer person.

Glad to have you (and your blog) back.

No Cool Story said...

My blog is at elementary level.

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I wonder if I can still read your blog, knowing that it is meant for geniuses.

Geo said...

Did you know? I think Andrew likes you.

Elizabeth-W said...

Guess what? I graduated! I haven't checked my blog in awhile, so I did it again. I got promoted to Junior High! :) Maybe it was all that talk of sitting on Hot Santa's lap.

Andrew said...

Wow. Now I know why we're together. We are both geniuses. Imagine what will happen to the kids.

Funny that my blog is rated genius. All it has is two images and titles to go with. I'm the quiet genius.

Kimberly said...

Hey congrats! I'm on a high school reading level. =P

---KCN--- said...

My blog is also on a "high school" level. Sigh...

But Chelsea's and Carter's are both genius; I bet it's because of the pictures of cats and block towers.

However, even more important than "genuis" is "complimentary and adoring husband." Score for you!

---KCN--- said...

Hey, maybe if I add a picture of a jumping shark it'll be genius...

---KCN--- said...

Yep!


That's hilarious.

Jennifer B. said...

KCN that is too funny! I'm impressed how quickly you figured that out.

wynne said...

Hmm. I haven't done this yet. What will my blog be? (How low-brow does the rating get?)

wynne said...

High school.

What does a jumping shark have to do with anything?

Shari said...

My blog is at genius level too...go figure! I thought it was one of those things that just gives the same result every time (meaning everyone would be genius) but then I read your comments section and realized that other people got different results. This made me laugh...and secretly proud that my blog is genius level. I know that is so silly and stupid...but hey, it made me smile! See you at Alisa's!!!