How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch!
Why do jack-o-lanterns have stupid smiles on their faces?
You'd have a stupid smile, too, if you had just had all your brains scooped out!
What's the ratio of a pumpkin's circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi
When is a pumpkin not a pumpkin?
When you drop it; then it's squash!
11 comments:
That's probably the funniest pumpkin I've ever seen.
Yeah, wildest dreams coming true!!
Darn cute blog JB.
Bwahahahahah!
NCS, I'll pass that along to my kiddo.
Thanks CJane =)
Kim, you're nice.
My husband eats pumpkin seeds.
That should turn your mini-pumpkin's snarky face into one of fear.
Run! Run Jack Ruuuunnnnnn!
hey jen:
that is funny how you get a million comments off of one sentence or two sometimes. you are loved. it is so obvious!
take care, kathleen :)
ps. loved the squash joke, too
Jen I loved your pumpkin jokes! Do you remember when we were little Dad had us make an elephant joke book for Mom? How do you know if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? There's footprints in the jello?
Thank you , Kathleen!
Michelle, I remember that joke! I'm sure that's where my love for corny jokes began. =)
Haha. I LOVE it's snide little look!!
Tee hee hee! Thanks for the smiles on this Black, Bleak and b.-less Monday.
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