Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Pumpkin Jokes



How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch!

Why do jack-o-lanterns have stupid smiles on their faces?
You'd have a stupid smile, too, if you had just had all your brains scooped out!

What's the ratio of a pumpkin's circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi

When is a pumpkin not a pumpkin?
When you drop it; then it's squash!

11 comments:

Super Happy Girl said...

That's probably the funniest pumpkin I've ever seen.

Yeah, wildest dreams coming true!!

C. Jane Kendrick said...

Darn cute blog JB.

Kimberly Vanderhorst said...

Bwahahahahah!

Jennifer B. said...

NCS, I'll pass that along to my kiddo.

Thanks CJane =)

Kim, you're nice.

elasticwaistbandlady said...

My husband eats pumpkin seeds.

That should turn your mini-pumpkin's snarky face into one of fear.

Jennifer B. said...

Run! Run Jack Ruuuunnnnnn!

Anonymous said...

hey jen:
that is funny how you get a million comments off of one sentence or two sometimes. you are loved. it is so obvious!

take care, kathleen :)

ps. loved the squash joke, too

Michelle S. said...

Jen I loved your pumpkin jokes! Do you remember when we were little Dad had us make an elephant joke book for Mom? How do you know if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? There's footprints in the jello?

Jennifer B. said...

Thank you , Kathleen!

Michelle, I remember that joke! I'm sure that's where my love for corny jokes began. =)

Brillig said...

Haha. I LOVE it's snide little look!!

Anonymous said...

Tee hee hee! Thanks for the smiles on this Black, Bleak and b.-less Monday.