I love that a
one sentence post can get comments! Sometimes blogging is really, really fun. I also love being able to post my own pictures (this is a recent skill I have acquired). So just for fun, please enjoy the mini Jack-O-Lantern that my son carved today. It seems to have sort of a snide expression, as if it were telling a joke. So guess what--you get goofy pumpkin jokes today. No need to thank me. I just like to spread a little Halloween cheer.
35 comments:
I find that "sometimes blogging is really really fun" too... and other times a big pain/time waste.
love the snide pumpkin.
Love the pumpkin jokes!!! LOL Your son has quite the talent there! :)
Q. What did the orange pumpkin say to the green pumpkin?
A. Why orange you orange?
WOO HOO!!!!
YEAH!
I love corny jokes, just love 'em!
Brooke, agreed. Glad you liked Jack.
Thanks Amanda!
Tyler, good one.
NCS, Wow. Such enthusiasm. Thanks for dropping by.
Thanks Kim.
I feel like I'm slacking when I only post a picture and four sentences like I did yesterday....and still nice folks like you turned out to leave a funny comment.
You're right, blogging is amazing.
I love that jack-o-lantern! It's so cute!
EWL, you are a shimmering shining star in the blogging firmament. You have given so many so much to laugh about, that I think you could write a post about dirt and people would love it.
Carrot, ditto what I said to Elastic. Plus, thanks for complimenting the pumpkin.
You're nice.
P.S. 100 points to the first person who recognizes the cinematic allusion in this comment.
I was just admiring that pumpkin avatar. Good work!
Hmm. Cinematic allusion? No. I'm missing it entirely. No 100 points for me today.
BUT HEY, DO YOU WANT 100 COMMENTS?
Yeah, me too.
I'll probably fizzle out about 20, but let's see what happens.
Nothing says "I love you" like 100 comments on a post.
Or maybe that says, "you're sooooo cool"...?
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!
Why did the pumpkin get scared?
Because he had a scary carving!
(Y'know, I don't get that last one I posted.)
What did the pumpkin say after thanksgiving?
Good-pie!
What did one jack-o-lantern say to the other?
Cut it out!
What does a pumpkin pie say after a big meal?
That was filling!
(Some of these are so stupid they are exhausting.)
What is a pumpkin's favorite sport?
Squash
What does a pumpkin sew?
A pumpkin patch
What is orange and flies?
Super Pumpkin!
(I like that. I should draw a picture of it...SUPER PUMPKIN TO THE RESCUE!)
How are pumpkins are better than men?
Each year you get a brand new crop to choose from. Also, they are always on the doorstep there waiting to greet you.
(That last one leaves how how men are better than pumpkins. That is, they don't grow mold on them (unless you are very unfortunate in your choice of companion); pumpkins can't take out the trash, where a man can when he wants to; snuggling a pumpkin stinks. Literally.)
Okay, I have to go, but I'LL BE BACK!
(Anyone catch THAT cinematic allusion? Huh? Huh? Well, didja?)
Oh, and here you go.
Wynne,
You are too much. How nice to get so many lovely (and funny) comments AND a super pumpkin?!
I'm in awe.
Oh and here's a hint. The exact quote is "a shimemring glowing star in the cinema firmament"
It's from one of my favorite movies of all time.
It's "Singin' in the Rain", of course.
Ding! Ding! Ding! You win Lina--one hundred points for you =)
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