Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Warning: More Excuses Ahead

Hey, I'm just here to say that I have nothing to say.
With the combination of allergies, daylight savings, and two speaking/teaching assignments this week, I'm SPENT! So please, be patient and in the meantime, if you would like something to do, why don't you post your favorite anecdote and/or clean joke in my comments section? At least then we can all have a good laugh. (I could sure use one.)

And just to give you a measuring stick--nothing more edgy than this:

Q: What did the salmon say when it swam into a cement wall?

A: Dam!


Toni said...

Yeah.. these excuses aren't gonna cut it lady! Have a good week!

Darlene said...

Two guys walked into a bar . . .

You'd think one of them would duck.

Darlene said...

And then there are the late night jokes:

What's the difference between a duck?

One foot is both the same.

What's brown and green and falls from trees and kills people?

Pool tables.

(Better after midnight in a little room in U-Hall, eh? What was it, #527? How 'bout some Godfather's to go with the humor? Let's see a jazz concert grin.)

Jennifer B. said...

Oh thank you Darlene!

You just made me laugh so hard that I am WHEEZING! Happy memories. Anyone want to go the basement for some microwave popcorn?

elasticwaistbandlady said...

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Put a little boogie in it!

Here's my now 11 year old daughter's favorite joke from last year. Ahhhh, the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree.

Toni said...

Okey dokey... time to blog, eh???

Maybe you need to poke one of those kids running around with a stick. That'll give you something to talk about...

The Riddler said...

Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant and a rhinocerous?

A: Elephino.

Carrotjello said...

It's Friday. I'll give you until Sunday. I don't have any jokes. In fact, in my dream about clams and oysters last night, for some reason I was supposed to come up with a joke, and I couldn't. 'Tis a sad day when you can't come up with a joke.

Justine said...

My 4 year old's favorite joke:

knock, knock.

Who's there?


Duaine who?

Uncle Duaine and Aunt becky are in the bathtub and they're drowning! What will we do?

(She didn't remember the real joke so well.)

Jennifer B. said...

Thanks for the jokes and comments everyone. They helped! Saturday night I was floating -- it felt wonderful to have something that I had worried and prepared for be completed. Saturday morning was our Stake Women's Conference--it was INSPIRING! I am so encouraged to be happy and do better.